You'll Never Believe How We Got You to Click on This Video
Released on 12/18/2015
Gotcha! You clicked.
Thank you, by the way.
But what made you click on this,
and not, like, that? Or that? Or that?
Clickbait maybe, but clickbait's not art,
it's science. Here's how it works.
Trick number one: emotional manipulation.
If it gives you feels, you seek it out.
Inspiration, nostalgia, heartbreak, joy,
these will make you click.
You'll never believe how this will make you feel.
(clicking sound)
And that brings us to finding number two: Curiosity.
It killed the cat, but not the kittens.
What are those kittens gonna do on that slide?
What's going on here is what social scientists
call the information gap.
A headline promises to teach you something
you didn't even know you didn't know.
It makes that promise; you want to fulfill it.
So, trick number three: anticipation.
You know that feeling you get when
you're gonna watch those kittens?
That's your limbic system giving you
a little squirt of a neurotransmitter,
like dopamine, telling you that
you're feeling something good.
Now, here's the cool thing,
that actually happens before you see the kittens.
So, a headline that promises, BFFs with Kittens
Gonna do Something Fun, that gives you
the hit even before you read the story.
That is, in other words, clickbait.
But what if it doesn't pay off,
what if the animals aren't cute enough,
well, that brings us to trick number four.
It's called the Gambler's Paradox.
So, you won once, you already got
the limbic hit of liking some headline.
Even if the next one, that listicle that you
have such high hopes for, doesn't quite work out,
your brain thinks maybe the next click might,
or the one after that, or the one after that,
so you just keep pulling the lever.
You'll Never Believe the Eight Crazy Things
that You'll Do to Click the Next Headline.
Not that we at Wired would ever do anything
quite so pander--
Oh, hidden snipers!
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