Who Said it? Luke Cage or Nic Cage
Released on 08/11/2016
(jazzy music)
Well I though it was gonna be obvious.
This isn't so obvious maybe.
(jazzy music)
You want me dead, you work for it.
Oh, it's gotta be Nic Cage.
(buzzing)
God.
Where'd you get these from?
Alright, you'll be seeing a lot of changes around here.
Papa's got a brand new bag.
Well, I mean, that's right out of some of
the songs from the 70's.
I'm gonna go with Luke Cage on that one.
(buzzing)
I knew I should have watched that movie.
Alright, you're a hard drinking, short fused,
mess of a woman, but you're not a piece of shit.
And that's a gimme, that's Luke Cage.
(bell ringing)
(laughter)
I have an acronym for myself.
Know what it is?
B.A.D.,
B.A.D.,
Balls, Attitude, Direction.
You should give yourself an acronym,
it helps you visualize your goals.
Seems very badass, at the same time its seems a little,
to visualize your goals seems a bit heady.
I don't think Luke would say it like that.
I'm gonna go with Nic Cage.
(bell ringing) Yes!
Where's my money honey?
(laughter)
That could be anybody.
I say that sometimes.
Luke wouldn't ask anybody for money,
I'm gonna go with Nic again.
(buzzing)
Oh, God, Hero's for Hire.
I'm gonna get a comeback, let's go.
You want me out, you put me out, Tin Man.
I'm going with, Tin Man, oh.
I'm going with Luke.
(bell ringing) Yes!
Sweet Christmas.
Move your mouth, or I'll remove your teeth.
I'm just gonna go crazy and say Nic.
(buzzing)
Luke again.
God.
What do you think I'm gonna do?
I'm gonna save the fucking day.
Luke in my world can't curse.
Back then, those comic books,
I'm going with Nic.
(bell ringing)
Yes!
We're super heroes, we can't say fucking.
That's it.
Whew.
(jazzy music)
Director: Scott Dadich
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