The Return of The X-Files
Released on 01/22/2016
Mulder.
Do you see strange lights in the sky
when you're driving home at night?
Do you have any weird, triangle-shaped scars
behind your ears you can't explain?
Do you secretly suspect that that new guy
in the sales department is actually a golem?
If your answer to any of these questions is yes,
then you don't need me to remind you
Sunday night sees the return
of one of the most beloved cult shows of all time,
The X-Files.
Scully, listen to me.
I've been misled, we've been misled.
[Host] Believe it or not, it's been almost 14 years
since Chris Carter's original show went off the air.
And while the series spun off two movies
in the intervening years,
neither were able to recapture
that blend of long-running conspiracy theory
and monster-of-the-week crime procedural
that the original show had.
Well, the truth is out there, and the blend is back.
Mulder, what are you talking about?
[Host] David Duchovny and Gillian Anderson
have returned to play paranormal investigating agents
Fox Mulder and Dana Scully, reuniting after all these years
to face down a common threat that menaces us all.
We don't want to spoil what that is,
but suffice it to say that the aliens
might not be who we thought they were.
I know why O'Malley came to us, Scully.
And that girl is the key, Scully,
Sveta is the key to everything.
And Mulder and Scully
aren't the only returning heroes.
Agent Skinner, the lone gunman,
even smoking man are all part of the tapestry again.
And while this new show is technically a mini-series,
only six episodes long,
it still manages to bring back
that propelling through-line of a conspiracy theory
without losing some of the urban legend oddity-of-the-week
that made the original series so compelling.
Uber?
Hitchhiked.
Relax, Scully, I'm kidding.
Of course, the world has changed a lot
in the almost 20 years since the show originally premiered,
and there are plenty of jokes
about the crazy times that we live in now.
At one point, Scully jokes about being pre-Google,
but after the first 10 minutes or so
of the premiere episode,
things settle down into the regular routine.
Mulder's a weirdo, Scully's a skeptic,
and we just want those crazy kids to work it out
and save the world.
I'm always happy to see you.
And I'm always happy to find a reason.
We know you want to believe,
so go ahead, it's safe to.
X-Files comes back starting Sunday night on Fox.
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