The Dark Side of Christmas, Explained with Holiday Cookies
Released on 12/22/2015
(holiday music)
'Tis the season to be jolly,
it's also the season to be fat, maybe.
The average person will only gain one pound
over the holiday season.
Unfortunately, they're not like to ever lose it,
according to the New England Journal of Medicine.
If you're already over weight,
you're likely to gain upwards of five pounds
over the holiday season.
From fat bellies to fat wallets,
71 percent of Americans buy holiday gifts,
spending an average of $830 dollars per person,
totalling $616.9 billion dollars
in retail spending in November and December.
That's more than half of our government's
$1.1 trillion dollar budget,
and more money spent than on these sectors combined.
95 percent of Americans are even
planning to buy gifts for their pets.
Not all animals are so lucky.
Reindeer meat is a delicacy in Finland.
The demand so outweighs the supply
that extra slaughtered reindeer are shipped in from Russia.
And something you may not know,
male reindeer shed their antlers in winter,
so the reindeers that Santa's show are female,
and they're probably making 70 cents on the dollar.
72 percent of Americans
believed in Santa when they were kids,
but only 31 percent keep up the lie up
with their own children.
I guess that's progress.
While Christmas is a boon for the Grinch,
it's not the greatest time to be the Lorax.
Nearly 83 million trees are chopped down
across North America and Europe every year,
and it takes between seven to 10 years
to grow a Christmas tree back.
Christmas tree fires account for an average
of $17.5 million dollars worth
of property damage every season.
The average household will waste $367 dollars
in energy costs on Christmas lights,
and an estimated 3,311 people will suffer injuries
putting them up or down.
Another big holiday waster,
the 2.65 billion Christmas cards sold each year in the US
could fill a football field 10 stories high.
With all that sadness,
it's no wonder that the two weeks before Christmas
is when couples are most likely to break up
during the year.
But because we love a happy ending,
December 25th is a day that keeps us together,
according to Facebook.
On Christmas day,
there are 34 percent more
new relationship status updates than breakups.
Happy Holidays!
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