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Our Very Own X-Men: Apocalypse Red Band Trailer (Parody)

If Deadpool taught Hollywood anything, it’s that audiences want more hard-R superheroes. Wade cursed, you paid, and 20th Century Fox listened. Here’s the (unfortunately not real) trailer for the studio’s much more NSFW X-Men: Apocalypse.

Released on 05/27/2016

Transcript

(dramatic orchestral music)

Hey, this is 20th Century Fox.

We had a nice thing going, huh?

Things are better.

The world is better.

We made X-Men movies and everyone was happy.

But then Deadpool happened and we learned something.

Something important.

You people are sick (beep) freaks.

You want your hard-dar?

We added in all the VFX blood

you psychopathic (beep) (beep) can handle.

These X-Men are full (beep) frontal.

Plus, they've got (beep) (beep) potty mouths.

Magneto, he's my father.

What?

Him and my mum, they (beep).

I know.

This (beep) is NS (beep) W (beep).

Buzz, this guy is (beep) fast.

Oh yeah.

And these two people, my (beep).

I've never felt power like this before.

From the studio that brought you Deadpool,

it's X-Men (beep) Apocalypse.

We're riding a wave.

All the way to the (beep) bank.