Most Dangerous Object in the Office: Supreme Products Pocket Chain Saw
Set the office a-chattering when you whip out this 4-ounce human-powered chain saw. Then set that leg on your office chair straight.
Released on 07/26/2011
Transcript
Most chainsaws are too big to hit into a desk drawer,
but now you can customize your office space
with the pocket chainsaw.
It's the most dangerous object in the office this month.
(upbeat music)
This super compact, four ounce, human-powered chainsaw,
consists of a 28 inch rust resistant steel blade,
with 124 bi-directional teeth.
Simply attach the plastic handles
to the metal loops at either end,
wrap it around the object you'd like to cut,
and start sawing.
It's great for clearing trails,
cutting under fences, or adjusting your coworkers chair.
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