Most Dangerous Object in the Office: Solowheel Motorized Unicycle
Released on 07/19/2012
Are you the type that feels the need to travel
through the office on wheels?
Get off that Razor scooter and really impress your
colleagues with the Solowheel.
It's the most dangerous object in the office this month.
Here's some guidelines to get you started.
Your lower legs should rest comfortably, yet firmly,
against the leg pads.
Keep your posture upright, but relaxed,
while resting your arms comfortably at your sides.
The gyrosensors prevent the machine from tumbling
forwards or backwards, but side to side stability
is up to you.
Shift your body weight forward to pick up speed.
Twist your feet left and right for balance and steering.
Lastly it's recommended that you wear a safety helmet
or other protective gear,
or not.
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