Most Dangerous Object in the Office: Cyborg Crampons
These stainless steel cleats will will grip rock, ice, particleboard—whatever cubicle wall that blocks your path.
Released on 11/01/2011
Transcript
Mountaineering is dangerous.
That's why we suggest getting proper training.
Help a colleague out with The Black Diamond Cyborg Crampons.
It's the most dangerous object in the office this month.
(click)
(BoB 02112008 2 by Anthony Mena)
These crampons feature eight secondary spikes
and two hooded front points that you could adjust.
(clicks tongue)
First, attach and adjust the crampons to fit your shoes.
You're gonna want to make sure they fit securely
by first shaking them and then kick testing them.
Make sure you test the front point angles first
before you climb.
I'm gonna go.
(thud)
When it feels right, go for it.
Just make sure when you get to the top,
you choose your first step down very carefully.
Gahh.
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