How to Make Brains!
Released on 09/08/2012
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Ever wonder how zombie edible brains are made?
Well we got the recipe from the makers of
Resident Evil Retribution.
And today we're going to show you how to make them.
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So here's what you're going to need.
14 tablespoons of glycerin,
14 tablespoons of sorbitol,
seven tablespoons of gelatin,
one half teaspoons zinc oxide,
water is needed
and a few drops of food coloring.
Oh and you're also going to need a brain mold.
First we're going to take the glycerin,
put it in the bowl.
Now we're going to add the sorbitol.
Next we're going to add the gelatin.
Now we're going to add the zinc oxide.
And we mix it all together.
So now we're going to take our mixture
and we're going to put it on the microwave for two minutes
until the powder melts into the liquid
and there are no lumps.
If your mixture isn't fully blended after two minutes
you may want to put it in the microwave
for another two minutes.
Mmm.
Smells delicious.
Now we want to mix our mixture together
until it's fully blended.
The next step is to add a little bit of water
so your brains aren't too hard.
And finally we're going to add a few drops of food coloring.
One drop of red,
one drop of green
and one drop of blue
will produce a nice gray brain.
Bear in mind this is completely edible.
The kids are going to love this.
Now that our mixture is done
we're going to pour it into the brain mold
and let it set for a couple of hours.
After it sets you'll have a fresh brain
like the one I made earlier.
Boys!
Dinner!
I can't believe she made brains again.
I can't believe you went in my room
and broke my train set.
Well you know what?
If you wouldn't have come in through and rifle through
my records you know?
Maybe I wouldn't go in your room.
Those are our records!
You're just like all those alive kids at school!
Those are our records.
Dude seriously.
You're the reason why people look at us
like we're monsters.
You know?
Everything's wrong with America.
I can't deal with this.
Zombie America.
Mom!
Mom!
I can't eat this.
Starring: Mike Ruocco
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