Table of MalcontentsReactable, A Collaborative Shape-Based Electronic Music InstrumentBy John BrownleeIs Battlestar Galactica Doomed?By Annalee NewitzDorito Beach, North CarolinaBy Lisa KatayamaCarved Crayons of Peter GoldlustBy John BrownleeA Theory of Slasher Cinema, Extrapolated From Scandalous Turistas BikiniBy John BrownleeMake Your Own Hollowed BookBy John BrownleeSurumail: Edible Squid PostcardsBy John BrownleeThe Smell of Coconut: This Year's Bad Sex in Fiction AwardsBy John BrownleeMorning Thing: Coffee!By John BrownleeBlip Festival: 8-Bit is EnoughBy Joel JohnsonErratic Thoughts for 12/01/2006By John BrownleeTop Five Late-Night Redneck Monster MoviesBy Annalee NewitzInternational Manga Museum Opens In KyotoBy John BrownleeBerlin's Severe Santa ShortageBy Lisa KatayamaLucy Liu + Vampires = Aw YeahBy Annalee NewitzToast Stigmata: Burn Your Own Jesus ToastBy John BrownleeThe Pin-Ups That Went To WarBy John BrownleeCat and Girl Don't Meet Castro -- WebcomicBy Lore SjobergLisa's Japanese Below-the-Belt Prank TutorialBy Lisa KatayamaGo To The 2006 Blip Festival This WeekendBy John BrownleeFire Alarm Box Pranks Conflagrated, Screaming "Pranksters"By John BrownleeVoltmeter-Ammeter BraBy Annalee NewitzSpeaking of Crunk...By John BrownleeR. Stevens Hearts Pixels Every DayBy Lore SjobergMore Stories