Table of MalcontentsSwingin' Hyperion in MurciaBy John BrownleeLast Week in Malcontent Memes: BSG, Graphomania, Dentatas, Foul Stenches, Cthulhu Cthursday!By John BrownleeMuttering HatsBy John BrownleeRare ExportsBy John BrownleeThe Incredible Evolving LogoBy John BrownleeMexianDrugCartelTubeBy John BrownleeLiterally Grammar NazisBy John BrownleeMorning Thing: Self-Portrait by John BrownleeBy John BrownleeErratic Thoughts for 12/8/2006By Annalee NewitzTop Five Late-Night Fascist Future MoviesBy Annalee NewitzThe Chicken Who Entered a Speed Novel Writing ContestBy Lisa KatayamaMy Girlfriend Is A DollBy John BrownleePretty Fishies!By Lore SjobergTrey Parker and Matt Stone: South Park LibertariansBy John BrownleePvP: The Series: The InterviewBy Lore SjobergMysterious Con Cancellation Leaves Firefly Fans Rampaging in Streets of Los AngelesBy Annalee NewitzCoral Reef Made Out Of TrashBy John BrownleeNew Serenity Action Figures Made of PVCBy Annalee NewitzColorful, Nightmarish Soviet Jungle GymsBy John BrownleeMonkey Coffee Table BookBy Lisa KatayamaDeviant Artist of the Day: Hakan PhotographyBy John BrownleeEd Grothus Speaks!By John BrownleeBarbe Bleu Paintings by Daniel CacouaultBy John BrownleeNo, This is Not a Bag of Weed. It's a Hoodie.By Lisa KatayamaMore Stories