Table of MalcontentsThe Holy Grail Of Cephalophile ArtBy John BrownleeCreepy Muppet Hands To Cradle Your BabyBy John BrownleeErratic Thoughts for 12/14/2006By Annalee NewitzFlotsam, Jetsam for 12/14/2006By John BrownleeThe Biggest Christmas Tree Lover EverBy Lisa KatayamaStab Your Knife Into Your Ex Over And Over And Over Again!By John BrownleeA Pseudointellectual's Smug Superhero Treatise SkeweredBy John BrownleeThe Wolfman by Tim HopeBy John BrownleeHeroes Looking a Little Less GayBy Annalee NewitzThe Fascination of the Swiss Army KnifeBy John BrownleeRacist Christmas Carol Makes Tufts NewsworthyBy Lisa KatayamaThe Complete Mozart, Now Available OnlineBy John BrownleeDeviant Artist of the Day: PitichaBy John BrownleeWarren Horror T-Shirts from the 70sBy John BrownleeThe Sweet Sounds of GodzillaBy Annalee NewitzSun Ra's Space Is The PlaceBy John BrownleeFind Archimede's Constant Through Hot DogsBy John BrownleeDemeter's Odd Fragrance LibraryBy John BrownleeYesterday in Wired Blogs: GoogleScream, Fallout, Cellular Biologists Ain't PoetsBy John BrownleeMike Libby's Steampunk InsectsBy John BrownleeFinally! Gloves As Disgusting As Your Hands!By John BrownleeNew Spray-Type Condom For 2008By Lisa KatayamaMorning Thing: Commercial WarBy John BrownleeErratic Thoughts for 12/13/2006By John BrownleeMore Stories
