Gallery: What We're Thankful For: The Sublime Weirdness of the Annual Turkey Pardon

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    Dave Martin
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    Turkey Pardoning

    *Clyde the turkey struts around the front lawn of the Governor's Mansion in Montgomery, Ala., Nov. 20, 2013. Gov. Robert Bentley issued a Thanksgiving pardon for the bird. Photo: AP Photo/Dave Martin.*
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    Marshmallow, the National Thanksgiving T

    *Marshmallow, the National Thanksgiving Turkey, is carried away by an unidentified handler after US President George W. Bush pardoned him during an event in the White House Complex 22 November, 2005. Marshmallow, will travel to his new home at Disneyland, in Anaheim, California, following the pardon and will serve as honorary Grand Marshal for Disneylands annual Thanksgiving Day Parade. Photo: Brendan Smialowski/AFP/Getty Images.*
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    John F. Kennedy, Mildred Smith, Robert McPherrin, Everett Dirksen

    *President John F. Kennedy reaches out to touch a big, 40-pound turkey, presented to him Nov. 19, 1963, at the White House. Photo: Harvey Georges/AP*
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    BUSH BISCUITS

    *President Bush and handlers keep a tight hold on Biscuits the turkey during the Pardoning of the National Thanksgiving Turkey ceremony in the Rose Garden of the White House, Wednesday, Nov. 17, 2004. Photo: Ron Edmonds.*
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    Thanksgiving Turkey Pardon

    *Robert Achen, president of the Iowa Turkey Federation, carries a turkey to the back steps of Terrace Hill before a pardoning ceremony in Des Moines, Iowa, on Monday, Nov. 19, 2007. Iowa Gov. Chet Culver (not pictured) pardoned the pair of turkeys for Thanksgiving. Photo: Kevin Sanders/AP.*
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    Bush

    *White House intern Nick Butterfield, who was assigned to watch May, the National Thanksgiving Turkey, follows the bird sprinkling wood shavings over his droppings, prior to a ceremony where President Bush pardoned the bird in the Rose Garden of the White House in Washington, Tuesday, Nov. 20, 2007. Photo: Gerald Herbert/AP.*
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    Barack Obama, Sasha Obama

    *President Barack Obama, right, speaks as he pardons a turkey, Courage, with daughter Sasha Obama, 8, the day before Thanksgiving, during a ceremony in the North Portico of the White House in Washington Wednesday, Nov. 25, 2009. Walter Pelletier, chairman of the National Turkey Federation, center and Paul Hill, left, with the federation, look on. Daughter Malia Obama is not seen behind the President. Photo: Alex Brandon/AP.*
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    CLINTON GESSELL JEROME

    *President Clinton, flanked by National Turkey Federation (NTF) Chairman Frank Gessell, left, and NTF Secretary Treasurer Jerry Jerome, watch a 45-pound turkey in the Rose Garden of the White House Tuesday, Nov. 24, 1998 where the president, in a pre-Thanksgiving tradition, pardoned the bird. Photo: Doug Mills/AP.*
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    Turkey Pardon

    *North Dakota Gov. Jack Dalrymple extends his arm to "pardon" Grace, a 20 week-old turkey during the annual ceremony held November 19, 2012 at the state Capitol in Bismarck. The North Dakota Turkey Federation donated nine frozen turkeys each to the Abused Adult Resource Center and to the Ruth Meiers Hospitality House, both of Bismarck, for the Thanksgiving holiday. Photo: Mike McCleary/Bismarck Tribune.*
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    *President Ford reprieves a Thanksgiving turkey presented by the National Turkey Federation. November 20, 1975. Photo courtesy of the Gerald R. Ford Presidential Library.*
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    Lady Bird Johnson with Turkey Presents

    *Lady Bird poses with the birds. Mrs. Lyndon B. Johnson pictured with two 40-pound, broad-breasted Thanksgiving turkeys which she accepted for herself and the Vice President, and for the President and Mrs. Kennedy. The turkeys were presented to Mrs. Johnson at her home on November 16, 1962 by the Poultry and Egg National Board and the National Turkey Federation. Image by © Bettmann/CORBIS*
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    Lyndon

    *President Johnson is presented with this 40-pound, broad-breasted, white Tom Thanksgiving turkey at the White House November 16, 1967. Image by © Bettmann/CORBIS.*
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    President Nixon Giving Annual Pardon to Thanksgiving Turkey

    *President Nixon with a Thanksgiving Turkey on November 19, 1969. Image by © Wally McNamee/CORBIS.*
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    Harry Truman

    *President Harry Truman stands at arms' length as he inspects a turkey presented to him on Nov. 16, 1949 by a group of turkey raisers. Meanwhile, Mrs. Arthur Hinds of Lexington, Mass., dressed in a Pilgrim costume, keeps a tight grip on the bird's legs. Photo: AP.*
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