Gallery: The Morning After Texts of Star Trek: The Next Generation Are Hilarious

  • Image may contain Human Person Clothing Apparel Sitting and Monte Hale
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    Not Throw Up Game

    *[From the episode](http://textsfromtng.tumblr.com/image/65360084984) "A Matter of Perspective"*
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    Joined a Gang

    *[From the episode](http://textsfromtng.tumblr.com/image/66119544468) "Face of the Enemy"*
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  • Image may contain Interior Design Indoors Human Person Face Room Head Theater and Patrick Stewart
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    We Must Smoke That Again

    *[From the episode](http://textsfromtng.tumblr.com/image/64888662860) "Qpid"*
  • Image may contain Cushion Pillow Face Human Person and Furniture
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    Naked In Your Bed

    *[From the episode](http://textsfromtng.tumblr.com/image/65162559988) "Tapestry"*
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    Laying Pipe

    *[From the episode](http://textsfromtng.tumblr.com/image/66899704082) "Parallels"*
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    I Decided to Drink Tea

    *[From the episode](http://textsfromtng.tumblr.com/image/65454780001) "The Survivors"*
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    08

    For a Blind Person

    *[From the episode](http://textsfromtng.tumblr.com/image/66708229414) "The Mind's Eye"*
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  • Image may contain Interior Design Indoors Human Person Jonathan Frakes Face Stuart Baird Audience Crowd and Room
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    A Case of Miller Light

    *[From the episode](http://textsfromtng.tumblr.com/image/65815232398) "Booby Trap"*
  • Image may contain Human Person Jonathan Frakes Interior Design Indoors Housing Building and Face
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    Scrabble Fight

    *[From the episode](http://textsfromtng.tumblr.com/image/66605425376) "Liaisons"*
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