Gallery: Portraitlandia Confirms and Refutes Everything You Think About Portland

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    Kirk Crippens Portraitlandia Mary Kozlov

    *Mary Kozlov, mail carrier*
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    Rosen & Schwenk's crew capsule casts off its spent fifth stage (visible in background, left) and fires a thruster to position itself for reentry into Earth's atmosphere. NASA image courtesy of Chris Spurgeon.
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    Kirk Crippens Portraitlandia Audrey & Strommer

    *Audrey and Strommer, body modification community members*
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    Kirk Crippens Portraitlandia John McAfee

    *John McAfee*
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    Kirk Crippens Portraitlandia Tres Shannon III

    *Tres Shannon III, founder of Voodoo Donuts*
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    Kirk Crippens Portraitlandia Ron Funches

    *Ron Funches, stand-up comic*
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    Kirk Crippens Portraitlandia Rachael Reckless

    *Rachael Reckless, dancer and stripper*
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    Kirk Crippens Portraitlandia Nik Sin

    *Nik Sin, actor, escape artist, compere*
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    Kirk Crippens Portraitlandia Mayor Sam Adams

    *Former Mayor Sam Adams*
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    Kirk Crippens Portraitlandia Laura Gibson

    *Laura Gibson, musician*
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    Kirk Crippens Portraitlandia Jedediah Aaker

    *Jedediah Aaker, beard champion, Barfly Party Bus host*
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    Kirk Crippens Portraitlandia Jason and Ren

    *Jason and Ren, newlyweds/first-time homeowners*
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    Kirk Crippens Portraitlandia Ibrahim Mubarak

    *Ibrahim Mubarak, co-founder of Right 2 Survive and Dignity Village homeless community*
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    Kirk Crippens Portraitlandia Gayle Whitehurst

    *Gayle Whitehurst, Royal Rosarians' Prime Minister*
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    Kirk Crippens Portraitlandia Extremo the Clown

    *Extremo the Clown*
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    Kirk Crippens Portraitlandia Ed Edmo

    *Ed Edmo, poet, traditional storyteller and consultant on Northwest tribal culture*
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    Kirk Crippens Portraitlandia Dark Lady

    *Dark Lady, sex blogger*
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    Kirk Crippens Portraitlandia Damos Abadon

    *Damos Abadon, local artist and student welder*
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    Kirk Crippens Portraitlandia Bob Moore

    *Bob Moore, founder of Bob's Red Mill Natural Foods, who in 2010 announced plans to give the whole company to his employees using an employee stock ownership plan.*
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    Kirk Crippens Portraitlandia Ann Kramer

    *Ann Kramer*
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    Kirk Crippens Portraitlandia Al Margulies

    *Al Margulies, writer, retired bus driver and one-man local transit watchdog*
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    Kirk Crippens Portraitlandia Packy

    *Packy (51), the oldest male Asian elephant in North America.*
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