Apr 10, 2014 6:30 AM

Gallery: Captain America and Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. Totally Rule the Internet

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et
All the Reese's Pieces and bike rides in the world can't compete with the allure of the Red Skull! (Expand this gallery to fullscreen for the best experience.)
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leo
"I tell you what you're gonna do. You're gonna bring me an Oscar...and then precisely seven and a half minutes after that, you'll bring me another one."

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mickey
"This is actually the *second*-happiest place on Earth. The happiest place is in my van. True story!"
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bert
"Look, for the last time: Vertical stripes just accentuate the longness of your face. Now get out; you disgust me."

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hydrox
MARK MY WORDS, BROTHERS: WE WILL RISE AGAIN AND CRUSH THE NABISCO OVERSEERS!
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sponge
"Get it? It's got the same root as "water." And we're *underwater*. It's, like, wordplay and stuff. Ask Plankton about it, he thinks it's hilarious."

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barney
"Don't worry, little one; we will find Steve Rogers, and we will defeat him, and it will be legen...wait for it...DARY."
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heisenberg
"No, no, no, no, I said 'Hail SKYLER.' Please—my nose is almost healed! "

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hydrant
It's like Windows NT, just waaaaaay meaner.
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piggy
Sure, it's a little non-canon, but what else would you expect from the the god of mischief?

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ndt
We don't really have much to say here, we just love how stoned NDT looks all the time.

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