18 Passive-Aggressive Gifts for Your Terrible Roommate

Is your fridge space being eradicated by leftovers? Do you swear your housemate is stealing your food? This is more a gift to yourself, but use these labels to mark the date or, better yet, your territory. They're dissolvable—the adhesive washes right off and won't ruin your storage containers. They also stick to just about everything, even your special name-brand plant milk. Your future hungry self will thank you.

Sometimes, no matter how politely you ask or how well you hid the goods, roommates have a way of breaking open your specially curated snacks. A snack subscription like this one will deliver them a special box of munchies every month, which should help deter them from scarfing down whatever you were looking forward to eating during your next Netflix binge (or give you more time to conceal your stash of chips).

For more options, check out our guide to the Best Snack Box Subscriptions.

They say go big or go home, and these massive sticky notes are about as big as they get. Leave some not-so-gentle reminders (or sweet notes of encouragement) around the house. Remind roomie it's their turn to do the dishes, or that you're pretty sure something is gaining sentience in the fridge. Offer motivation ("You can do it!") before a job interview because they need to get their life in order or else. These notes will help you say whatever it is you need to say, all without having to utter a word—the ultimate passive-aggressive move.

If messy closets are your kryptonite, get your roommate this inexpensive shelf. It has built-in bins, so it'll work in a myriad of spaces. Put it in the front entryway for an easy shoe storage solution, or keep it near the TV to stash video game cases and controllers away. Each shelf has a 10-pound capacity, and assembly is simple.

It's not that your roomie hates vacuuming. They swear they just can't stand the crappy vacuum in the closet. Give the gift of clean floors with this lightweight and powerful model from Dyson. It's wireless, has super-strong suction, and is easy to maneuver around tight corners or awkward furniture. It can also convert into a handheld vacuum to clean up small areas like their trash-strewn vehicle footwell or the inside of their closet.

If you have doubts your roommate will ever vacuum, even with this upgrade, then you should treat the house to a robot vacuum cleaner. You'll never have to cajole it into doing its part. These robot vacuums are our favorite.

If your roommate likes to leave every single light in the house on, for hours, even though nobody is in the well-lit rooms and the electric bill is shamefully high, a good smart bulb kit can help. Philips Hue bulbs are user-friendly and highly customizable. You can choose from multiple shades of white and, depending on which kit you buy, millions of colors as well. LEDs are significantly cheaper to power than their incandescent counterparts, and they have a much longer shelf life. Once your home is equipped, adding more bulbs is easy and not too expensive.

It supports Alexa and Google Assistant speakers too, so your roommate can just speak a command to control them. The real kicker, though, is the ability to use the companion app to turn lights off and on. If you're out of the house, and you have a sneaking suspicion you're paying to illuminate a room to the benefit of absolutely no one, you can tap a button and remotely shut the lights off. You can also enable location services so the lights automatically turn off when nobody's home.

So weed is now legal in your state, and your roommate decided to celebrate by turning your coffee table into what looks like a resin-covered shrine to Infected Mushroom. You can't even set your coffee cup down, because every surface is covered in schwag, lighters, and ashtrays in various states of disarray. The Gio from G Pen is a fantastic little handheld vape, especially if local dispensaries have cartridges readily available. The charge lasts for days if not weeks, depending on the frequency of use, and the vapor smell isn't as obtrusive as other forms of cannabis use. The Gio is comparable in many ways to more expensive vapes.

If the conspicuous consumption isn't the issue, but you're tired of staring at the Day-Glo Bob Marley bong in your living room, you can opt for the luxurious (and much pricer) Stündenglass. It can be used with flower and concentrates, and it also works as a hookah.

If your roomie is always forgetting their keys, these tracking stickers can help put a stop to the "SOS I'm locked out!" texts at 3 am. You can stick them to nearly anything, like a phone, wallet, keychain, or bike helmet. Once the object in question is inevitably lost, a few taps in the Tile app can help track the item's precise location. There's even a sweet lost-and-found network, which uses other Tile stickers to help triangulate the location of an item if you're out of tracking range.

The only thing more annoying than someone taking over the TV room with a show you hate blasting on full volume? Someone blaring the same show with their tinny computer speakers. Rather than resigning yourself to seven more seasons of Seinfeld reruns, gift your roomie a pair of earbuds. These have Bluetooth connectivity, so they should pair perfectly with whatever screen is being used, from phone to tablet to PC. They're quite affordable and perform really well even compared to pricier earbuds.

Check out our Best Headphones for $100 or Less guide for more.

So your shower drain is backing up again. You know it's not your fault, because you diligently collect and dispose of your hair like a Decent Human Being. This plastic protector will ensure your tub drains as expected. It catches hair and other nonsense, and it's easy to clean. You can't force your roommate to clean up after themselves, but with this you'll be able to waste less time doing it yourself. Just make sure you have some sturdy gloves.

If you're in a shared living situation where your clothes are stored near your roommate's, keeping everything neat is nonnegotiable. Perhaps your roomie constantly complains about running out of storage space. Whatever the case may be, this folding board will help you and them achieve neat, storefront-worthy stacks of clothes, towels, and sheets. Since everything will be folded uniformly, any available storage space will be used more efficiently as well. I daresay it might even make folding laundry … fun.

If your roomie is coping with the pandemic by shopping online, it's hard to blame them—but all that cardboard starts to add up. The Slice Box Cutter made our list of the best gadgets under $20 for good reason. The ceramic blade retracts automatically for safety, and the ergonomic design makes it easy to break down box mountains into a much more manageable size.

This tool has become essential in dealing with my packages, and it's so easy to use that if you're somehow tasked with breaking down roomie's trash again, you'll be able to do it quickly. The tool comes with a blade, but refills are inexpensive. Maybe being forced to face their pile of recycling will even convince your roommate to cut back on the impulse buys.