Gallery: 7 Absurd Inventions Inspired by SkyMall

  • The automatic upper and lower fullmouth toothbrush. Photo Patrick Strattner
    Patrick Strattner
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    AUTOMATIC UPPER AND LOWER FULL MOUTH TOOTH BRUSH

    The automatic upper and lower full-mouth toothbrush. *Photo: Patrick Strattner*
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    Patrick Strattner
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    AUTOMATIC UPPER AND LOWER FULL MOUTH TOOTH BRUSH

    The battery-operated back hair 2-in-1 shaving and grooming system. *Photo: Patrick Strattner*
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    AUTOMATIC UPPER AND LOWER FULL MOUTH TOOTH BRUSH

    Nighttime shades with automatic dimming headlights. *Photo: Patrick Strattner*
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    Patrick Strattner
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    AUTOMATIC UPPER AND LOWER FULL MOUTH TOOTH BRUSH

    The hovering grocery shopping assistant with leather hand lead. *Photo: Patrick Strattner*
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    Patrick Strattner
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    AUTOMATIC UPPER AND LOWER FULL MOUTH TOOTH BRUSH

    The portable sweaty armpit t-shirt dryer. *Photo: Patrick Strattner*
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    Patrick Strattner
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    AUTOMATIC UPPER AND LOWER FULL MOUTH TOOTH BRUSH

    Zippered outer apparel with attachable velcro accessories. *Photo: Patrick Strattner*
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