It's been a good day for weird, unsolicited email: part two

Dear Bruce, (((Yo!)))

Meet the experts of flirtextiquette (i.e. flirting over text message) Debra Goldstein and Olivia Baniuszewicz! Authors of Flirtexting: How To Text Your Way to His Heart, Deb and Liv have all the knowledge on the do’s and don’ts of texting.

In the pages of Flirtexting, Debra and Olivia provide all you need to know about wooing the modern way and getting the most out of our textual communication. They explain how to react to classic flirtexting situations that occur in all stages of a relationship. Flirtexting compiles the never-before-stated rules of, and insights into, the art of flirting over text – all the while keeping the reader entertained with hilarious anecdotes and fully relatable situations.

In fact, Debra and Olivia were inspired to write Flirtexting by their constant wondering what guys were thinking/conveying with their text messages (((boy, me too, sisters, especially when eligible guys are getting all "microsyntactical"))) ; they made it their mission to create a place where girls (and guys) could get all their flirtexting questions answered.

I’d love to set-up a meeting with you and Debra and Olivia so you can hear first-hand anecdotes on flirtexting! Are you available next week for a desk side meeting? (((First, I'm officially "not available," and second, no way am I doing "desk side." Sorry.)))

I look forward to hearing from you!
All the best,
Katy (((Katy's contact information removed by the urgent request of Katy)))