May 9, 2008 6:56 AM

Five for Fighting 5/9/08

* Battles in Beirut * Pak press pushes out U.S. general * Navy shops "the Diet Coke of jammers?" * Penis theft panic * Manu! (High five: Ares)

* Battles in Beirut
* Pak press pushes out U.S. general
* Navy shops "the Diet Coke of jammers?"
* Penis theft panic
* Manu!

(High five: Ares)

Noah Shachtman is a contributing editor at WIRED and a contributing writer for The New York Times’ opinion section. Shachtman previously served as editor in chief of Rolling Stone, where he led the storied outlet to a Polk Award and its first-ever Emmy nomination. Before that, he was the editor in ... Read More

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