(((Michele Bowman:)))
Bruce, (((Yo!)))
I loved your Economic Cows column, best laugh I had all week. :-)
Inspired me to add a few of my own: (((Everybody's a comedian)))
Google:
you have two cows the two cows make dozens of beta cows and brand them with advertising
Microsoft:
you have two cows you patent them, inject them with growth hormone and sell them in a suite with monkeys, giraffes and rats
(((Okay, wait a sec, these are pretty good.)))
Facebook:
you have two cows the two cows friend other cows around the world and create a cow fan group and a rock band
Second Life:
you have two cows you throw them at newbies on welcome island
Yahoo:
you have two cows both are sick, you put them out on the curb and hope someone buys them (((Cruel but fair!)))
Toshiba:
you have two cows
you try to give them away but no one wants them
Best,
Michele Bowman
http://www.fringehog.com
From: [email protected]
Subject: cow jokes - I'm really sorry, I just couldn't help myself..
Date: February 24, 2008 5:40:17 AM GMT+01:00
BRITISH BANKING: You have two cows. You lend them to people with no water or hay. The cows die and the government lends you more cows. You repeat this process until the government nationalises your one remaining, half-dead cow.
MILITARISM: You have two cows. The government takes both, drafts you, then sends you to war to get more cows.
BUREAUCRACY: You have two cows. At first the government regulates what you can feed them and when you can milk them. Then it pays you not to milk them. After that it takes both, shoots one, milks the other and pours the milk down the drain. Then it requires you to fill out forms accounting for the missing cows.
SINGAPOREAN CORPORATION: You have two cows. The government fines you for keeping unlicensed farm animals in a high-rise apartment.
ANARCHY: You have two cows. Either you sell the milk at a fair price or your neighbors kill you and take the cows.
STATE ENVIRONMENTALISM: You have two cows. The government bans you from milking or killing them.
FEMINISM: You have two cows. They get married and adopt a veal calf.
TOTALITARIANISM: You have two cows. The government takes them and denies they ever existed. Milk is banned.
COUNTER CULTURE: Wow, dude, there's like... these two cows, man. You got to try some of this milk.
