Oct 8, 2007 4:18 AM

The New iPhone Ads in Quotes

Meet Doug, Elliot, and Stephano. They own iPhones. "One of the greatest advancements in the history of mankind, without question," said Doug. "My boss and my fiancee don’t know that I didn’t remember their names," said Elliot. I can’t remember a Stephano quote, because Stephano was as dull as paint, and I was disappointed it […]

Meet Doug, Elliot, and Stephano. They own iPhones.

"One of the greatest advancements in the history of mankind, without question," said Doug.

"My boss and my fiancee don't know that I didn't remember their names," said Elliot.

I can't remember a Stephano quote, because Stephano was as dull as paint, and I was disappointed it wasn't the Stephano, talking in a bad European accent about how the iPhone helps him execute his nefarious schemes.

iPhone TV Ads [Apple]

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