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Hats on as Noelle goes up a degree

She is usually to be found sashaying down the red carpet in a rainbow of revealing gowns, but former model Noelle Reno, 23, covered up for her latest assignment.

The stunning girlfriend of U.S. banking scion Matthew Mellon hid her perfect figure under billowing academic robes this week when she graduated from expensive private university Regent’s College in London.

“I’m glad it’s over,” she tells me. “I lost interest in the course when Matthew and I started our own fashion company. Also, my tutors weren’t sympathetic when I had to miss a lecture to go to a business meeting.”

Now that she has finished her media communications degree, the couple are moving back to Noelle’s native Los Angeles.

But they are keeping a pied-a-terre in London so Matthew can visit Minty, his four-year-old daughter with his former wife Tamara Mellon, the Jimmy Choo shoe queen....