Five Minute Super Mario Bros.

There are two ways to go through Super Mario Bros. in five minutes: this way and the more dialogue-heavy way. The folks at Five-Minute Videogames have presented the key plot points of some of your favorite video games in dramatic, one-act play style format, so that you can get the gist of the story without […]

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There are two ways to go through Super Mario Bros. in five minutes: this way and the more dialogue-heavy way. The folks at Five-Minute Videogames have presented the key plot points of some of your favorite video games in dramatic, one-act play style format, so that you can get the gist of the story without being bogged down by pesky things like gameplay. Here's a bit from their rendition of Super Mario Bros.:

WORLD 1____

Mario: Hey, these levels are easy!__
Goomba:__ Hello, I'm insignficant and easily killable. GAK! See?__
Mario:__ Heh heh heh. Oh no. Not a tree level! So hard!____

Mario: Ha ha! Now I've got you, Bowser!__
Bowser:__ You only think it's me! GAK!__
Toad:__ Sorry, but our princess is in another castle.__
Mario:__ Crap!

The gang also covers classics Tomb Raider, The Legend of Zelda, Mega Man, Half-Life, and Earthbound. My personal favorite so far, though, is their summary of Doom.