Feb 23, 2007 1:55 PM

Smooth Italian Seduction, Thanks to Mario

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XVnMlFAIUVE In this vintage Italian commercial for the NES, a smooth-talking gamer seduces an attractive woman in about two seconds just by handing her the controls to Super Mario Bros. I have absolutely no doubt that this is entirely accurate. Nintendo game seduces hot Italian girl [Overtime Comedy]

In this vintage Italian commercial for the NES, a smooth-talking gamer seduces an attractive woman in about two seconds just by handing her the controls to Super Mario Bros. I have absolutely no doubt that this is entirely accurate.

Nintendo game seduces hot Italian girl [Overtime Comedy]

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