Leaving Belgrade for three weeks in the USA

I see by her domination of the Belgrade streets that Bollywood actress Aishwarya Rai has pulled down a major cosmetics account.

Girls of the Balkans, lather on that lash-builder and

you too can be as pretty as this former "Miss World" in all

of her radical ethnic indeterminacy.

Bought this at a kiosk because it was such a weird combo:

A Mexican romance and a Bollywood flick in the

same Serbian package. It appears to be legitimate,

licensed cinema product. Weirdly, these two movies,

in Spanish and Hindi, have no subtitles, or, at least,

none that I can find.