Jan 5, 2006 3:40 PM

Thrilling, uh, college football news

I'm a university neighborhood here. Things got

pretty raucous when the UT Longhorns won the

national football championship last night.

http://www.statesman.com/news/content/sports/photos/010506_fans/index.html

May not mean all that much to me, but hey, a lot of people were plenty happy about it

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Pete Millspaugh

the case for lowercase

a certain kind of person writes in all lowercase now. why?

Tiffany Ng

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How Massive Is Elon Musk’s Trillion-Dollar Fortune? Spend It Yourself

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Sony Is Giving You a Reason to Party With $100 Off One of Our Favorite Speakers

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Shaq Got Hacked. Now He’s Pitching for a VPN

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Lily Hay Newman