*I own three Apple laptops. Thanks to much labor
and expense, as of this moment, TWO, a clear
majority, are actually functional!
*The most dependable is the oldest, probably
because Apple had to weld its logic board
into the carcass at Apple's own expense.
Also, unlike other G4s, its keyboard does not
smear off rapidly under normal use.
*The one I'm using now has seen some trouble.
It was lying in the corner, stone dead, a week ago.

Note that even the REPLACED keys, of a distinctly
different tint, have worn off with use. And check out the
awesome impact blister:

*I've got a brand-new laptop, but it's in the shop.
*You know what 's cool about this ridiculously
delicate and flimsy machine? No viruses!