Hey, Thanks for the Looming Threat, Moron

*By the way, I could have done without the

threats against LA from the Tokyo Rose of Orange County, here.

Look, Pearlman: you lived here, right? Los Angeles has

earthquakes, fires, mudslides, and, yesterday, a

completely accidental blackout that deprived two

million people of electric power. Even if you strap a homemade bomb to your ditzy, bloodstained, New Agey Yankee-Al Qaeda

self and blow yourself up inside some local Shi'ite mosque,

well, you're gonna vanish right into the background noise.

http://abcnews.go.com/WNT/story?id=239727

Maybe there's a handy jail cell next to that other Californian mujihadeen

Adam Yahiye Gadahn

Aliases:

Abu Suhayb Al-Amriki, Abu Suhayb, Yihya Majadin Adams, Adam Pearlman, Yayah

DESCRIPTION

Date of Birth Used:

September 1, 1978

Hair:

Brown

Place of Birth:

United States

Eyes:

Brown

Height:

5'11"

Sex:

Male

Weight:

190 pounds

Complexion:

Light

Build:

Medium

DETAILS

Adam Yahiye Gadahn is being sought in connection with possible terrorist threats against the United States. Although the FBI has no information indicating this individual is connected to any specific terrorist activities, the FBI would like to locate and question this person.

SHOULD BE CONSIDERED ARMED AND DANGEROUS

IF YOU HAVE ANY INFORMATION CONCERNING THIS PERSON, PLEASE CONTACT YOUR LOCAL FBI OFFICE OR THE NEAREST AMERICAN EMBASSY OR CONSULATE.

ROBERT S. MUELLER, III

DIRECTOR

FEDERAL BUREAU OF INVESTIGATION

UNITED STATES DEPARTMENT OF JUSTICE

WASHINGTON, D.C. 20535

TELEPHONE: (202) 324-3000ø