Dance Band on the Gamma Ray Titanic

Miraculously alert BEYOND THE BEYOND reader Cindy Yates

informs me that someone has invented a synthesizer

that responds musically when gamma rays strike

the earth from outer space. It's called a 'Kosmophone."

http://www.kosmophone.com/

It's not what I'd call catchy toonage, but let me put it

this way: if that baby starts laying down some

heavy riffs, our planet's goose is cooked.