The holidays have started here, the weather was
bright and clear and the customary toxic shroud
of Balkan pollutants was down to a minimum.
So I had a long outing yesterday, along with
much of the rest of the population. It was delightful.
The Serbian diet really suits me.
I know this sounds a little implausible, maybe
farfetched and sci-fi-ish, but since I've been
on a regular diet of kebabs, yogurt,
sausage and pickled eggplant, my stature
has more than doubled. As you can see by this stark
photographic evidence, I'm now a full 14 feet tall.
