My lotus position sure helps those tingly dead zones

Earth Day is coming up, and the EcoMall is celebrating

its tenth year on the Internet.

Shop the EcoMall

Look: if the mission statement is "saving the earth,"

then why are they still selling yoga products? Even

actual, real-life yogis (like, say, Shoko Asahara)

surely can't believe that the way they stretch has much

to do with nitrates poisoning the oceans wholesale.

Dead zones the size of Wales.