More Holiday Disasters and Carnage -- Bam

The city of Bam crumbled in an earthquake, and for the first

time since the hostage seizures, there's an American

aircraft landing in Iran. The Americans unloaded disaster

supplies from a military C-130.

Aid to the Axis of Evil

In a pleasing show of international solidarity,

relief aircraft swiftly rushed in to Iran from all over the world.

"This is the total list of international helping from the other countries up to 22p.m Saturday 2003/12/27 :"

Country†††† †††††††††††††Flights

Turkey††††††††††††††††††† 7 flights:3-C130,1-C160,1LJ25,1LJ35

Chek††††††††††††††††††††† 1TU154

Rusha†††††††††††††††††††† 2 IL76

Swithzerland††††††††††† 2 C60

Italy††††††††††††††††††††††† 1 C130

England††††††††††††††††† 1 B727

Germany†††††††††††††††† 1 B757

Saudi Arabia††††††††††† 3 flights:2-C130,1-MD11

Belgium†††††††††††††††††† 2 flights:1-C130,1-AB310

Syria†††††††††††††††††††††† 1 IL76

Azarbaijan†††††††††††††† 1 TU

Oslovak†††††††††††††††††† 1 TU154

United state†††††††††††† 1C130

Finland††††††††††††††††††† 1 IL18

Greece††††††††††††††††††† 2 C130

Turkey†††††††††††††††††††† 1C130

Algeria†††††††††††††††††††† 1C130

Armanestan†††††††††††† 1 ANT24

Egypt††††††††††††††††††††† 1c130

Pakistan††††††††††††††††† 2C130

Azarbaijan†††††††††† ††††1 IL76

Morocco††††††††††††††††† 1C130

Bulgaria†††††††††††††††††† 1G328

The English translation at this Iranian aviation website

is almost amazingly bad.†

Civil Aviation Organization of the Islamic Republic of Iran

"Some survivers set on fire near their damaged houses to get worm and to lighten the area. The only wall-plag in Bam is at gas station and the people gather there to chery their celephanes."

This guy visited Bam two months ago to take extensive tourist

pictures of Bam's famous and highly frangible mud-brick structures.

Bam Before the Fall

People infallibly turn to religion at times of disaster,

even if they had already turned to religion just before

they got killed by an Act of God.

"Worry beads remain in the hand of a man who died praying"

Hand in Prayer

It doesn't get much grimmer than these very frank and graphic

on-site photos of the dead of Bam. Brace yourself.

Death

Unless, that is, the mujihadeen decide to leave their hideouts in northern Iran to go kill off the pagan unbeliever relief workers in Bam. They might, for instance, load stolen ambulances with mortar shells and blow them up, as they have done in Iraq.

Then it will, in fact, get lots grimmer in Bam.

The Detonating Ambulance Routine

Or, Iran might decide on a diplomatic thaw, because

the sympathetic world has proved kinder and more supportive than the Iranians ever expected, and they might knit-up

their strained relations with the pagans, and then

the Bam survivors might also get really practical, and start

building better-designed homes which don't fall down quite so horribly during earthquakes.

A Rational Way Forward to a Better Bam

Oh wait, what was I thinking?