Slideshow: Monkeys Don't Write Shakespeare
Six simians given a computer for a month don't even begin to rewrite the works of Shakespeare, as the famous axiom predicts. Instead, they act like, well, chimps.
After bashing the computer with a stone and using the machine as a toilet, several of the monkeys eventually produced five pages of text. After a month, the literary work was composed primarily of the letter S. Later, the letters A, J, L and M crept in.

