Spanish Fly

A man near the city of Seville, Spain narrowly escaped injury when a nine-pound ball of ice -- thought to be frozen human excrement ejected from a passing aircraft -- fell on his car. The man was about to enter the vehicle when a friend stopped him for a chat. The ball of ice, measuring eight inches in diameter, then plummeted out of a cloudless sky and crushed the car's hood. The police have the honor of examining fragments of the stinking sphere, which they collected at the scene.

A man near the city of Seville, Spain narrowly escaped injury when a nine-pound ball of ice -- thought to be frozen human excrement ejected from a passing aircraft -- fell on his car. The man was about to enter the vehicle when a friend stopped him for a chat. The ball of ice, measuring eight inches in diameter, then plummeted out of a cloudless sky and crushed the car's hood. The police have the honor of examining fragments of the stinking sphere, which they collected at the scene.